I was wearing a dress to go to Jeremy's work party back before Christmas. Upon seeing me....
Mason: Where's you pants mommy?
Me: I'm wearing a dress. I don't need pants.
Mason looks at Jeremy...
Mason: Mommy lost her pants.
I tried to explain again but as we headed out the door he threw his hands in the air, hung his head and sighed....
Mason: Mommy doesn't have pants.
No. 2
Sees a fish tank at our favorite sushi spot.....
Mason: Here sweetie, sweetie, sweetie!!
And the fish swam right over to him and he gave it a kiss through the glass.
No. 3
me: Mason, do you want to color a picture to mail to Nana and Papa?
Mason: No! I build a tower and mail it to Nana and Papa!!!!
No. 4
When he was sick last week...
Mason: I throw away mommy. I spit that out of my stomach.
No. 5
Mason: I brushin' my teef mommy.
me: Oh good!!
Mason: I brush my teef with my sucker.
me: Oh.
No. 6
When the mailman knocked on our door a few days ago....
Mason: Is it my bruh-der?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
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3 comments:
oh my gosh, sooo sweet!
Had a good cackle at #5 & my heart melted at #6 :)
Love these! Mason's view of the world is so awesome.
These are all hilarious, but that first one about you losing your pants made me lose it! CRACKING UP! Mason, you are tooo funny! ;)
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