I was wearing a dress to go to Jeremy's work party back before Christmas. Upon seeing me....
Mason: Where's you pants mommy?
Me: I'm wearing a dress. I don't need pants.
Mason looks at Jeremy...
Mason: Mommy lost her pants.
I tried to explain again but as we headed out the door he threw his hands in the air, hung his head and sighed....
Mason: Mommy doesn't have pants.
Sees a fish tank at our favorite sushi spot.....
Mason: Here sweetie, sweetie, sweetie!!
And the fish swam right over to him and he gave it a kiss through the glass.
me: Mason, do you want to color a picture to mail to Nana and Papa?
Mason: No! I build a tower and mail it to Nana and Papa!!!!
When he was sick last week...
Mason: I throw away mommy. I spit that out of my stomach.
Mason: I brushin' my teef mommy.
me: Oh good!!
Mason: I brush my teef with my sucker.
When the mailman knocked on our door a few days ago....
Mason: Is it my bruh-der?!?!?!?!!!!!!!